My wife, Jenn, did a GREAT job decorating our porch for Fall. Pumpkins, hay bales, the whole nine yards. My part of the deal was to get our yard looking good. I called Lane with Xtreme Lawn Service and his crew worked in the yard all day.
When the yard was finished, I walk outside, barefoot, to settle up and pay the guys. As I turned around, this mighty viper was cocked and ready. I had stepped over him on my way out the door! He was curled up on our doormat and was very serious about being messed with. I had no choice but to grab a shovel and take matters into my own hands.
I have a wife and little girl that could walk out the front door at anytime! He jumped and struck until I finally brought our fight to an end.
I guess he had made his home in our new Fall decorations on the porch. Am I lucky or what? I could have stepped on him as I walked out on the porch! I still shiver when I think about it.-Dr. Shane