My husband and I just got married a few months ago, so this is the first Christmas we're spending as a married couple. It's just going to be the two of us on Christmas morning, and we're going to celebrate with our families that night. We were talking about how to celebrate . . . and my husband said he wants me to dress up as a SEXY ELF and hand out the presents. First of all, elves aren't sexy. I think of them as either 'cute,' or 'little people.' Even the ones from "Lord of the Rings" look weird. Second of all, we're not religious or anything . . . but isn't that a little sacrilegious? Should I dress as the elf?